Dead Girls Don't Dance

I got caught in a sudden, umbrella-destroying downpour this afternoon. Water got in my eyes, and now they’re horribly bloodshot. What the hell is in the rain these days, Ebola? Pig AIDs? Dutch Elm Disease?

Yes, yes, I know it’s dreadfully lazy of me to post a photo instead of writing an actual article, but at least it’s not a YouTube video, like far too many of my so-called recent posts…