In no particular order, ten (horrible) things I would like to say to people when I can get away with it:
This is my private island. Get the hell off my property or my personal army will open fire in two minutes.
You liked the soup? Why, thank you! The secret to the recipe is I ate [...]
The love of my life died this morning. He was the sweetest cat in the whole world for the last seventeen years, and I will miss him horribly. I wanted to pour out my pain in words, but the words won’t come.
I lost my damn mind and signed up for NaNoWriMo this year.
Yes, I know it’s not until November. Yes, I know that most of the participants either don’t finish or write worthless, unpublishable tripe.
I’m looking at National Novel Writing Month as an endurance exercise. It’s like an Iron Man competition for people who want to [...]