First off, bow, dammit.
I am your Queen. You will honor and obey me, or die.
(any resemblance to your marriage vows is purely coincidental)
Here are the new laws for the whole world, effective immediately.
POLITICS:
If you declare war, or vote to declare war, you will be the first out on the front line. If you are too [...]
Today is the start of Sanitation and Hygiene Week. Before launching into my usual nasty, insensitive tirade, I’d like to point out that lack of sanitation is a serious issue all over the world. A shocking number of people get sick and die from lack of access to simple soap and water, in places like [...]
Mornings. Don’t like them. I don’t know what I would do if I had actual children, I can’t even get my guy out of bed in the morning. I am fully aware that he is an alleged adult, and shouldn’t require my assistance, but sometimes it’s either I get him up or he’ll lie like [...]