Feb 292008
I am SO sick of these adverts for prescription medications on TV, and a lot of them are for imaginary diseases, anyway. There seems to be a horrible, potentially death-dealing drug for every possible minor inconvenience, lately. For example:
Restless legs syndrome:
also known as “My body is telling me to get up and move around [...]
Feb 202008
Feb 182008
Goddamn flu. Why the HELL am I spending so much money on vitamins, anyway?? Stupid vitamins. What I need is a HEPA mask, and a gallon jug of hand sanitizer strapped to my chest.
I wash my hands a lot. I take vitamins. I eat vegetables. I don’t kiss random strangers with runny noses. So [...]
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