I Almost Got Run Over By An Avon Lady Today
There are many indignities to being poor; having to use public transportation not the least. When the city bus I ride to get to work comes late or not at all, I wish I had my own car again. I am used to being late, rain-soaked, and/or furious when I get wherever I’m trying to go… but nearly being run down by an Avon lady (or at any rate, a woman in a car covered with huge Avon decals) is just a BIT MUCH, THANK YOU.
The Avon “lady” in question stopped just short of my right kneecap and cursed me out because I happened to be walking across the street when SHE wanted to make a left turn. Yes, folks, she cussed ME for legally walking across the street on my designated traffic signal, because she just couldn’t wait another precious 10 seconds for HER green arrow.
I hope there is a special place in hell for people like that. That stupid, impatient bitch came within inches of maiming or killing me, and she told me that if I had no business walking and I should get a job.
I blankety blanking well HAVE a job, thank you. I was on my way home from work when that stupid cow tried to kill me for not having a car. Grow UP, people. This is REAL LIFE, not Death Race 2000! You do not get points for killing pedestrians.
I’m sorry. This post isn’t very funny. The TITLE is kinda funny, but I’m just angry. And now the amazing MMORPG addict just got home and wants me off the computer. Good night, Gracie.