Dec 162007
I don’t have kids. I don’t want kids. BUT I don’t HATE kids. I actually rather like them, because they tend to be very honest, which frequently causes them to say things that are (unintentionally) funny.
Nevertheless, I just don’t want them anywhere near me unless they are impeccably clean and on their best behavior. And as far I’m concerned, good behavior means doing kid stuff in a designated kid area, or sitting completely motionless and silent, unless they are directly spoken to, or are on fire from an adult accidentally flicking a cigarette butt on them. Sorry folks, but that’s how I was raised.
Aside from that, here are my three reasons to not have children:
- Children are horribly expensive. They need food, clothing, shelter, medical care, and education. Hell, I don’t make enough money to obtain all of these things just for myself. I just can’t afford to take proper care of a baby, even if I wanted one. Not without going on welfare, anyway, and I’d rather die.
- Children are the second most annoying thing in the universe. The MOST annoying thing in the universe is dumbass parents who think it’s acceptable to allow their ill-mannered, snot-dripping spawn to run loose and/or scream in movie theaters and restaurants.
- Human babies, unlike puppies, cannot be conveniently given away if you suddenly realise at 2AM that you simply don’t want to take care of this adorable but demanding little beast that is yowling and crying and depriving you of sleep.
you are the dumbest person that i have ever seen heard idk y i even went to your’ web syte n e way. I don’t lyke the damn fact that you think that are dumb asses, your’ the dumb ass in this situation and Im a parent of 2, happily marryed and got the husband with the greast dick and can beat it up and eat it up as good as I want it. now if you have a serious problem then talk to me its nothing you can have my e mail its tweetybird_taytay@yahoo.com e mail me as soon as you can I will love to talk to a dumb ass lyke you and you know what if I want I can get your’ websyte SHUTDOWN if i want. Now im gonjna tell you something retart, I love kids, I want to have more and Ima hella pof a lot sexyer and cutier than you will even be. Now if you want to talk to me lyke i said you have my e mail.
Yes I have a kid. Yes I love her. No, I wouldn’t have had a baby if I could do it all over again. Just being honest. Don’t let jealous Mom rants annoy you too much. The fact that she is so riled up just shows that you’re right. If she was really a happy parent with a great husband she would have just read the argument, disagreed politely and went about her day. You have a good one now,hon.