Two very short conversations
A minor household disaster occurs while I am waiting for my ride to work, and a persistent telemarketer calls:
[phone rings] “Hello?”
“May I speak to Janice?”
“No, you may not.” [click]
… 45 seconds later
[phone rings] “Hello.”
“Is Janice in?” same voice from previous call
“Yes, she is, but her cat just barfed on the couch and she doesn’t want to talk to anybody she doesn’t know.”
[click]